"In a world of nonsense, everything something is, it isn't, everything it would be wouldn't, and everything it wasn't, was."
"A woman has to work twice as hard as a man to be thought of as half as good. Luckily this is not difficult"
"Sticks and stones are hard on bones,
aimed with angry art
words can sting like anything,
but silence breaks the heart" -Phyllis McGenlee
"Knowledge talks, wisdom listens"
"You only live once...but if you live it right, once is enough"
"Judge me all you want, but keep the verdict to yourself."
"There are 3 kinds of people in this world...those who want things to happen, those that make things happen, and those who just wonder what the hell happened!"
"You're only young once; you can be immature forever."
"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."
"I intend to live forever -- so far, so good."